I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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