if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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