how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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