One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
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I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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