Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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