As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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