But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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