It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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