Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I don't deserve a penis
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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