So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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