problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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