I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He has the fingertips of a God
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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