We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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