Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
either way he was missing a nipple.
she told me i tasted like america
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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