I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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