remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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