Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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