We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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