i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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