I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We got so high we made milksteak
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You made out with two different species that night
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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