I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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