That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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