You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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