there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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