did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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