Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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