If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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