Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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