Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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