friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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