Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
