He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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