ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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