I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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