beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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