I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
ugly people sure do ruin things
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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