He is an equal opportunity slut.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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