Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Randomize
