When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
