haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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