? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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