Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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