Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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