This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Randomize
