My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
You're earring is so big in my mouth
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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