oh god the rape fog is back!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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