Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Randomize