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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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