ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's never too late to be topless.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
you made out with another girl for some wings
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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