so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
