nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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