I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
i think my cat just said my name.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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