forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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