maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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