i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day